Random Chuck Norris Quotes

These are not made to make sense :)

They say curiosity killed the cat.  This is false.  Chuck Norris killed the cat.  Every single one.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows that you don't find Chuck, he finds you.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!

Chuck Norris does not style his hair.  It lies flat on his head out of sheer terror.

Some people like to eat frogs legs.  Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.  Hence, snakes.

When you say that no one's perfect, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

If at first you don't succeed, you are NOT Chuck Norris.