These are not made to make sense :)
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows that you don't find Chuck, he finds you.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!
Chuck Norris does not style his hair. It lies flat on his head out of sheer terror.
Some people like to eat frogs legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
When you say that no one's perfect, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.
If at first you don't succeed, you are NOT Chuck Norris.
Tiffy the Pink Fluffy Yellow Llama came from a long and complicated joke made up way back in elementary school by my friend Richard. It had something to do with a strange writing assignment from our incredible english teacher. And yes, it is possible to be a pink llama and a yellow llama at the same time. Just don't ask me how.
