Reasons for the below post

1. I was bored.
2. I was doing science homework.

3. I am sick.

4. I have a Chuck Norris fact generator on my computer

Such is life.

Today instead of going to school I had a run-out concert with my orchestra. This is where we go out to elementary schools and do an educational concert for them. It was rather insane: we played to about 1200 students from all over the area. Sometimes it got a little hairy... a gymnasium packed with screaming kids is a bit intimidating. But, we had fun and I think they did too. I spotted some members of my fan club too! *laugh* Last year when we played at this particular school, we got mobbed by a group of young students begging us to give them autographs! Me and a couple of kids were honestly signing for about a half-hour. It was rather hilarious. My friend started having a lot of fun by signing things like "stay in school" and "eat your vegetables." Having a fan club is weird, and not a little creepy. :$

This year I didn't sign autographs, I just played the pink panther theme for a bunch of kids who seemed obsessed with that particular piece of music. Who knew?

Random Chuck Norris Quotes

These are not made to make sense :)

They say curiosity killed the cat.  This is false.  Chuck Norris killed the cat.  Every single one.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows that you don't find Chuck, he finds you.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!

Chuck Norris does not style his hair.  It lies flat on his head out of sheer terror.

Some people like to eat frogs legs.  Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.  Hence, snakes.

When you say that no one's perfect, Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus.

If at first you don't succeed, you are NOT Chuck Norris.