Time for some epic poetry, peoples
I hate ISUs with a passion.
The reason I hate them so much is the
fact that you get them so far
in advance and yet
you never start them until
the last minute, so the night before you
are up till 4 o'clock finding
a billion and a half
bible verses, typing them
up and fitting them on a timeline. It wouldn't
be so bad, after all, the
Bible's interesting,
but when you have to do
so many, your brain freezes over and you die.
Tiffy the Pink Fluffy Yellow Llama came from a long and complicated joke made up way back in elementary school by my friend Richard. It had something to do with a strange writing assignment from our incredible english teacher. And yes, it is possible to be a pink llama and a yellow llama at the same time. Just don't ask me how.
